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Sunday, August 16, 2009

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN NEW JERSEY WHEN...

You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country.

You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them.

You know what became of the 13th Leeds child, and claim to have seen him one time while peeing in the woods.

You know that you should get the hell out of Camden before dark.

You know how to successfully handle a traffic circle.

You think the Olive Garden is a bunch of crap and should not open restaurants in New Jersey.

You can't believe MTV went to Seaside Heights.

You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros. creation.

The mafia runs half the businesses in your town (now it's Mexicans).

You have mandatory recycling. Enforced by law.

You've made a meal out of Tastycakes and Herr's BBQ potato chips.

You know it can be -10 degrees and 70 degrees in January in the same year.

You will always say "YO", and you'll say it often.

You know that this is the only "New" state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (try . . Mexico York Hampshire-- doesn't work, does it?).

You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.

You think North Jersey is a different state and South Jersey deserves its own secession.

Every time someone in Hollywood makes fun of Jersey, you're mad and proud at the same time.

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