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Monday, September 17, 2007

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

Got this from a friend, I don't know who's baby and dog it is, but both of them are darn adorable.

1. First: Spy a baby.

2. Second: Be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby. If you smell baby powder and the aroma of wet diapers, this is indeed a baby.

3. Next: You will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

4. Then: Simply slide paws around baby.

5. Finally: If a camera is present, you will need to, 'hug, smile, and lean' to achieve the best photo.

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. Good Luck to all of you!


Alan Runcie said...

What a fantastic photo

Astaryth said...

I have seen the final picture in this series around and I LOVE it, but seeing the pictures prior? Priceless! AND your running commentary was too funny!